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[Zack]

-Si la apreto fuerte no explota no?

-Hay algún counter con pinta de Rambo?

-Ponte a cubierto! (dicho por un Worm)
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[N3m0]

En el mismo espiritu: www.darwinawards.com => formas idiotas de morir (o al menos intentarlo), y auténticas!!


Lawn Chair Larry
1982 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin

(1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV commercials. "I'm staying on the ground. I've proved the thing works."

Larry's boyhood dream was to fly. But fates conspired to keep him from his dream. He joined the Air Force, but his poor eyesight disqualified him from the job of pilot. After he was discharged from the military, he sat in his backyard watching jets fly overhead.

He hatched his weather balloon scheme while sitting outside in his "extremely comfortable" Sears lawnchair. He purchased 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store, tied them to his tethered lawnchair dubbed the Inspiration I, and filled the 4' diameter balloons with helium. Then he strapped himself into his lawnchair with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun. He figured he would pop a few of the many balloons when it was time to descend.

Larry's plan was to sever the anchor and lazily float up to a height of about 30 feet above his back yard, where he would enjoy a few hours of flight before coming back down. But things didn't work out quite as Larry planned.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead, he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon, pulled by the lift of 42 helium balloons holding 33 cubic feet of helium each. He didn't level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn't risk shooting any of the balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really find himself in trouble. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. The hanging tethers tangled and caught in a power line, blacking out a Long Beach neighborhood for 20 minutes. Larry climbed to safety, where he was arrested by waiting members of the LAPD. As he was led away in handcuffs, a reporter dispatched to cover the daring rescue asked him why he had done it. Larry replied nonchalantly, "A man can't just sit around."

The Federal Aviation Administration was not amused. Safety Inspector Neal Savoy said, "We know he broke some part of the Federal Aviation Act, and as soon as we decide which part it is, a charge will be filed."
DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2006
Submitted by: Ed Greany, Douglas Walker, Walter Hecht
Reference: UPI, Stabbed with a Wedge of Cheese by Charles Downey
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[el_GJ_vive]

No soy gay. que clase de bar admite gays?. espera,no. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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[el_GJ_vive]

[Dark_Zero]

"No muevas la escaleraaaaaaaa...."
(a un linuxero) "Señor, acabo de instalarle Windows en su computadora...."
(a un agente secreto)"Mira! un tipo del servicio secreto!"
"que pasa si apreto este boton?" (El boton Rojo del maniac Mansion!)

//offtopic on:
GJ, cuando yo me compre en low cost el Worms Armaggeddon, PIRÉ.
//offtopic off:
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[el_GJ_vive]

tomare eso como un consejo y como un aditivo para mi coctel de nafta vespertino
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[Zack]

[el_GJ_vive]

Tambien has sido victima de la caridAD DE TUS padres? escribi una queja a www.mispadresmequierenprestar.com Espero que te sirva









No te lo creas.Esta pagina esta diseñada para que tus padres lucren con tu imagen de niño huerfano (a mi me pasoq)
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[Xobra]

OFF TOPIC OFF

3,2,1,.....
FinishHim!!!
Escondete, es mi esposo...
(cerca de un abismo) PLOP!!
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[Zack]

-GLUB!

-La agarra Césaro la revienta hacia la cabinaa...

-Merry 9/11!

-Hameham...

-D'oh!
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[The TaT]

LENNY: ¿Donde Esta el Norte?

[Ichigo]

Nacho's Tuenti (o casi):

* Ya rebicé, están todos muertos. - Viking

* Y este botón.. qué hace? - Nadja

* Cómo que nunca prendiste fuego un pedo? Mirá.. - Cacho

* Los hombres de verdad no necesitan preservativo. - Lenee

* una chapa. - Yo

* Quédense tranquilos; sé exáctamente lo que estoy haciendo. - Viking

* vos mirá. - Viking

* Pero te dije que no pueso decir BOMBA en un aeropuerto! - Yo

* le preguntaré a este señor. - Yo

* a huevo. - Lona

* no me dolió. - Lona

* la pudro. - Lona

* conozco un atajo. - Tawurs

* Lenee!! Era una trampa!!! - Por Viking de Cacho

* solo necesito seis balas. - Tawurs

* ya estás viejo Chuck... - Alquimia

* Mirá que sos feo! - Xobra
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My name is God, James God.

[PoTe]

Mis últimas palabras serian:

Me hice instalar un marcapasos con una cabeza de uranio enriquecido, cuando deje de funcionar se detona, los quiero a todos familia ^^
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[Daria222]

[The TaT]

-Vi como lo hacian en una pelicula

-Hablando se resuelve todo.

-Si tomo carrerita llego

-Hay que tener sentido de la aventura

-Ahora solo es cuestion de volver por donde vinimos