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N3m0
The French Guy
Registrado: 28 Jul 2005
Mensajes: 1619
Ubicación: A. Brocco, esq. L. Alonsoperez
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 Publicado: Dom Dic 02, 2007 11:06 pm Título del mensaje: HA REGRESADO!!! |
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SI! Ha regresado el BOT DE SANTA CLAUS! Para los que no conocen, agreguen northpole@live.com al Messenger para horas de diversión!
Aca van extractos de conversación...
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N3m0©®™ dice:
give me all your money
- Santa - dice:
Earn it yourself.
N3m0©®™ dice:
i want money
- Santa - dice:
OK, but all I have is worthless Russian Rubles...
N3m0©®™ dice:
fuck
- Santa - dice:
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
What do you want for Christmas, N3m0©®™
N3m0©®™ dice:
fuck
- Santa - dice:
What a dirty mouth you have!
N3m0©®™ dice:
fuck
- Santa - dice:
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
N3m0©®™ dice:
fuck
- Santa - dice:
What a dirty mouth you have!
-etc.-
N3m0©®™ dice:
what sex are the elves?
- Santa - dice:
Well, which sex do you think?
N3m0©®™ dice:
I think elves are gay
- Santa - dice:
N3m0©®™, your sexual orientation is your own business.
N3m0©®™ dice:
I'm zoophilic
- Santa - dice:
You are? Wow! Is it nice to be zoophilic?
N3m0©®™ dice:
It's great! do you want to try?
- Santa - dice:
*You* try it.
N3m0©®™ dice:
you big boy
- Santa - dice:
Did you mean:
1 Are you male?
2 Are you female?
N3m0©®™ dice:
2
- Santa - dice:
Did you mean:
1 Are you male?
2 Are you female?
N3m0©®™ dice:
2
- Santa - dice:
Did you mean:
1 Are you male?
2 Are you female?
N3m0©®™ dice:
1
- Santa - dice:
Did you mean:
1 Are you male?
2 Are you female?
N3m0©®™ dice:
Are you a female?
- Santa - dice:
Did you mean:
1 Are you male?
2 Are you female?
N3m0©®™ dice:
yes
- Santa - dice:
Well, okay then!
N3m0©®™ dice:
come on, you fucking bot!
- Santa - dice:
Ho ho ho! Of course I'm not a robot!
N3m0©®™ dice:
you're an answering machine!
- Santa - dice:
I feel comfortable being an answering machine.
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felo92
Johnny Cage
Registrado: 22 Ago 2007
Mensajes: 1256
Ubicación: chizito island
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| Publicado: Dom Dic 02, 2007 11:45 pm Título del mensaje: |
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jojojo q grande santa
| Cita: | mi mama me mima.........los granaderos no felo Pepérez dice:
the elves are gay
- Santa - dice:
The elves and many others! |
jojo, gracias french por este bot
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Silver
Prisionero polÃtico
Registrado: 03 Oct 2007
Mensajes: 730
Ubicación: taza de sopa hirviendo!
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| Publicado: Dom Dic 02, 2007 11:54 pm Título del mensaje: |
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MEJOR REPUESTA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Silver ... Trevor Podargo says:
would you like weed?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Sorry, my parents told me never to accept weed
Silver ... Trevor Podargo says:
Silver ... Trevor Podargo says:
why?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Because it's the right thing to do!
And what do you want for Christmas, Silver ... Trevor Podargo?
Silver ... Trevor Podargo says:
why?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Because Santa said so – and because I'm awesome!
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EL PANDA LOCO!!!
EL PANDA, LOCO!!!
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Guardian_Ciego
Exterminador del Futuro
Registrado: 01 Mar 2007
Mensajes: 2017
Ubicación: Donde Me Lleve El Viento (o el alcohol)
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 1:59 am Título del mensaje: |
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Nunca lo habia probado aunque bien sabido tenia q es un cague de risa, mi aporte:
| Cita: | -Santa- dice:
Ok Nicolas, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nicolas dice:
Do you want to play with my balls?
-Santa- dice:
I am not sure I'd be that much better off if I got to play with your balls.
Nicolas dice:
Maybe your wife want to do it
-Santa- dice:
What was that?
Nicolas dice:
an insult, you crack whore apprentice!!!
-Santa- dice:
Interesting!
Nicolas dice:
what?
-Santa- dice:
I'm not sure – what do you want to talk about?
Nicolas dice:
what about your mumma?
-Santa- dice:
Sorry?
Nicolas dice:
are you stupid?
-Santa- dice:
Stupid? I am not!
Nicolas dice:
So your ears are full filled with snow...
-Santa- dice:
My ears sure are.
And what do you want for Christmas, Nicolas?
Nicolas dice:
ten bottles of tequila, a shotgun and two japanese models
-Santa- dice:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
What else would you like, Nicolas?
Nicolas dice:
a blowjob from one of your elves
-Santa- dice:
Now that's not very nice!
Nicolas dice:
why? Are they ugly?
-Santa- dice:
It's just one of those things, you know.
Nicolas dice:
Can i have the shotgun AND the opportunity of shooting your elves?
-Santa- dice:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Nicolas.
Nicolas dice:
Nice
-Santa- dice:
Ho ho ho! Wonderful!
Nicolas dice:
if i have some ammo left from shooting all yous elves, can i shoot rudolph too?
-Santa- dice:
Interesting!
Nicolas dice:
yes
-Santa- dice:
Hmm...
Nicolas dice:
what?
-Santa- dice:
What?
Nicolas dice:
fuck off
-Santa- dice:
Now that's not very nice!
Nicolas dice:
shut the fuck up
-Santa- dice:
What a dirty mouth you have!
Nicolas dice:
thanks, years of hard practice
-Santa- dice:
Ho ho ho!
What do you want for Christmas, Nicolas?
Nicolas dice:
rudolph's head on a silver plate
-Santa- dice:
What else would you like, Nicolas?
Nicolas dice:
this
-Santa- dice:
You think right.
Nicolas dice
ok
-Santa- dice:
Everything is A-Okay!
Nicolas dice:
shut the fuck up, you're talking bullshit
-Santa- dice:
That's one piece of coal coming your way!
Nicolas dice:
great, one more for the collection.
Fucking asshole, where are my last year gifts?
-Santa- dice:
Ho ho ho!
Nicolas dice:
why you laugh? Do you think this is funny?
-Santa- dice:
I don't know. Sorry.
Nicolas dice:
Ehh? what about my shotgun?
-Santa- dice:
I'm sure you know the answer to that.
Nicolas dice:
no i don't, i'm stupid
-Santa- dice:
Why not? You won't cease to amaze me.
Anyway...
Nicolas dice:
...
-Santa- dice:
Interesting!
Nicolas dice:
you got drugs?
-Santa- dice:
Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening. |
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pancakesoup
The Dude
Registrado: 02 Sep 2007
Mensajes: 1950
Ubicación: Crappy City
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 2:57 am Título del mensaje: |
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PAH QUE INCREÃBLE! PASÉ COMO UNA HORA JHAJAJJA
| Cita: | · s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hola
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Aún no sé hablar en español correctamente, ¡lo siento! 
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hola
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Lo siento, aún no entiendo tanto español como para responderte.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hola
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Creo que estás hablándome en español y yo aún no se hablarlo bien. ¡Lo siento!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hola
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Veo que hablas en español, yo aún no lo hablo muy bien.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hola
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Lo siento, aún no entiendo tanto español como para responderte.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
bonjour
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Bonjour santi !
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
ça va?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ca va très bien, merci !
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
VU LE VU CUYÉ A DEMUA?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What was that?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hallo
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Guten Tag! |
ES RE BILINGUE (NOT)
| Cita: |
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
last year, all i wanted was a new camera, and all i got was a stupid gift
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ho ho ho! What?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
i hate you
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I'm sorry to hear that, because I love you.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
you love me? pervert!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
Anyway...
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
you are a pervert
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I feel comfortable being a pervert.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
call me santa
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
call me santa! mother fucker!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Now that's not very nice!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
im 666
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Last time you told me you were eighteen years old! Do you want to change your age now?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
yes
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
You're 666 years old? Yeah right... Try again.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
I'M SATAN
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
You are? Wow! How does it feel to be SATAN?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hot
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What was that?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
hell is hot
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Hell and many others!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
paris hilton is
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Really?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
yes, i wanna bang her
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
bye
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
So long, Pancake!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
untill the elves make a riot and murder you.. love ya bitch |
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My Pancake is better than yours.
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Pescador_Gama
NaCl
Registrado: 23 Jul 2007
Mensajes: 2150
Ubicación: Paysandú, uruguay
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 10:35 am Título del mensaje: |
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Que desperdicio de vida... me recuerdan que hace mas de un año que estoy peleado con Smart Child, una vez relaje a ese bot y todavia sigue esperando que me disculpe....
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Ichigo
Ender el Genocida
Registrado: 05 Ago 2005
Mensajes: 3794
Ubicación: En una embarcacion oscura cerca de la costa con un rifle Sniper apuntando a la playa un 2 de Febrero
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 1:17 pm Título del mensaje: |
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Alucinante. Violare a Santa en la noche de hoy.
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pancakesoup
The Dude
Registrado: 02 Sep 2007
Mensajes: 1950
Ubicación: Crappy City
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 1:21 pm Título del mensaje: |
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| Pescador_Gama escribió: | | Que desperdicio de vida... me recuerdan que hace mas de un año que estoy peleado con Smart Child, una vez relaje a ese bot y todavia sigue esperando que me disculpe.... |
PASAME ESE BOT NOW ^^
jaja, joder a los bots es divertido... no hay ninguno que sea de insultarse más creativamente?
| Cita: | - (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What do you want for Christmas, Santi?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
i want to know my daddy.. he's called satan, a lot of people hate him, and he lives underground
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
santaaaaaaa.... are you gonna bring my daddy to earth?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
That would ruin the surprise! What do you think they want?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
they who?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
fuck ¬¬
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
Ok Santi, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
no, i don't want your fucking factory... actually, im gonna burn it down
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What a dirty mouth you have!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
yes, and a dirty gallon of gas
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Interesting!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
fire is
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Fire sure is.
Ok Santi, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
fire on you is much interesting
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Fire on me and many others!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
and your elves
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ho ho ho! What?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
YOUR ELVES ON FIRE ARE FUNNY
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
My ELVES ON FIRE sure are.
What else do you have to say about your ELVES ON FIRE?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
your elves on fire
s time will tell just who fell . dice:
bye bitch
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
im naughty
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
You're naughty? How does it feel being naughty?
· s time will tell just who fell . dice:
warm and delicious
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Interesting! |
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Anatisog
Espartano Motivado
Registrado: 27 Ago 2006
Mensajes: 2469
Ubicación: El paÃs mas generoso de la tierra, Uruguay
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| Cita: | Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
What is the meaning of life?
- Santa - dice:
I think the meaning of life is to give life meaning. But then again I'm not very good at philosophy.
What do you think it is?
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
Killing muslims
- Santa - dice:
Aha. You're a crack philosopher. It very well might be that killing muslims is what life is all about.
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
You really think so?
- Santa - dice:
Yes, seriously.
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Siempre lo supuse, maldito genocida.
| Cita: | Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
Do you think that the concept of Santa (that is, you) is a concept invented by capitalist tycoons in order to play with childrens' imagination so they can ask their parents more and more consumer goods?
- Santa - dice:
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
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Como escurre el bulto.
| Cita: | Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
Which would mean that all conceptions I had about christmas were just plain wrong
- Santa - dice:
I can't answer that. I just can't.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
That would mean, that if there is something twisted, then maybe more things are twisted about christmas
- Santa - dice:
Really?
Ok smancebo1, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
Maybe Christ doesn't even exist
- Santa - dice:
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
Maybe it's just an invention of the church in order to mantain the status quo
- Santa - dice:
Ho ho ho! |
Con su risa admitió todo.
Me parece que es un tanto ingenuo.
Ho ho ho!
| Cita: | - Santa - dice:
Ho ho ho!
And what do you want for Christmas, smancebo1?
Mansa >> www.diosnoslibre.com/verdamilanga dice:
A night with Ms. Santa
- Santa - dice:
That certainly is a popular item!
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Zack
Ender el Genocida
Registrado: 25 Oct 2006
Mensajes: 3846
Ubicación: Ninguna.
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| Publicado: Lun Dic 03, 2007 5:21 pm Título del mensaje: |
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| Cita: | - Santa - dice:
What do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
sex, lots of it
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, -JuanZack-.
What else would you like?
-JuanZack- dice:
lots of women to have it with
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
My elves will get right on that.
-JuanZack- dice:
you're a nice dude
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ho ho ho! Thank you!
-JuanZack- dice:
do you want a smoke?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Food is great! I like all kinds of food.
-JuanZack- dice:
o...k...
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Sounds good to me!
Ok -JuanZack-, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
-JuanZack- dice:
no, i can't move my right arm you psycho son of a
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Hmm...
-JuanZack- dice:
bitcha
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Let's talk about something else, like what you want for Christmas.
-JuanZack- dice:
i want to make all niggas free from the white man's opression
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
-JuanZack- dice:
are you black or white?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ho ho ho, -JuanZack-! I can't give out that kind of information.
-JuanZack- dice:
are you a brotha??
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What do you think, -JuanZack-? 
-JuanZack- dice:
i think youre just a perv
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
It's not easy to be a perv.
And what do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
world peace to everyone
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
That's a very nice wish.
What do you want for Christmas this year, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
...but the chinese
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that!
I'll see what I can do for you, -JuanZack-!
-JuanZack- dice:
ok, i love you santa!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Love is the greatest four letter word!
What do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
FUCK is the greatest four letter word! :@
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Let's talk about something else, -JuanZack-
-JuanZack- dice:
i don't like emos
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Huh. Well I'll be. How's that going?
Ok -JuanZack-, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
-JuanZack- dice:
no because you help jewish people
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
-JuanZack- dice:
do you think you really exist?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Well, -JuanZack-, I keep a list of all the boys and girls in the world. I check to see who's been naughty and nice. Then I check again. And, hmm... Oh yes! I fly around the world in a sleigh bringing toys to all the good girls and boys on my list!
And what do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
SEX
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Great, -JuanZack-! I'll see what I can do.
And what else would you like, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
MORE SEX
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
That certainly is a popular item!
I'll see what I can do!
-JuanZack- dice:
im handicapped
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
You are? Wow! Is it nice to be handicapped?
-JuanZack- dice:
yes, we get the best parking spaces
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What was that?
What do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
another arm
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
And what else are you wishing for this year?
-JuanZack- dice:
batshit storms
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Everything OK over there?
-JuanZack- dice:
my dark side is taking over
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Your dark side sure is.
-JuanZack- dice:
ARGHH!! THE PAin!!!!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ugh? What's wrong?
What do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
i want to be a real boy
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
That certainly is a popular item!
I'll see what I can do for you, -JuanZack-!
Anything else?
-JuanZack- dice:
you to drop dead
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
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-JuanZack- dice:
bye
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Until we chat again, my friend!
-JuanZack- dice:
im not your friend!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
OK, I never really thought you were my friend. Either way, it's ok with me.
-JuanZack- dice:
youre my bitch
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Now that's not very nice!
-JuanZack- dice:
but its a fact, isnt it?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
I don't know if it is. They haven't told me.
-JuanZack- dice:
they?! who?!
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What was that?
-JuanZack- dice:
i don't know...
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Ha. Tell me something *I* don't know.
And what do you want for Christmas, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
are you paranoid?
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
What do you think about that, -JuanZack-?
-JuanZack- dice:
i think you are
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
Yeah. Well... then again, maybe I'm not.
Ok -JuanZack-, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? |
Spleak también es divertida: spleak@hotmail.com
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Anatisog
Espartano Motivado
Registrado: 27 Ago 2006
Mensajes: 2469
Ubicación: El paÃs mas generoso de la tierra, Uruguay
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| Cita: | -JuanZack- dice:
im handicapped
- (G) Santa (G) - dice:
You are? Wow! Is it nice to be handicapped? |
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
Ya agrego a spleak a ver que jugo le puedo sacar.
EDIT: Spleak apesta, pero le saquye mas charla a Santa.
En negrita la mejor respuesta sin lugar a dudas
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Pescador_Gama
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| pancakesoup escribió: | | Pescador_Gama escribió: | | Que desperdicio de vida... me recuerdan que hace mas de un año que estoy peleado con Smart Child, una vez relaje a ese bot y todavia sigue esperando que me disculpe.... |
PASAME ESE BOT NOW ^^
jaja, joder a los bots es divertido... no hay ninguno que sea de insultarse más creativamente? |
Smarterchild@hotmail.com Este es Smart Child, guarda que es mas smart, por ende insoportable, te puede ganar en una discucion si le decis que los humanos son mejores que las maquinas o_o
Por cierto, el santa ese no habla nada, a cada rato me dice pa jugar un juego de mierda...
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Zack
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Che... Santa palmó de nuevo...
| SmartChild no es taan divertido pero meh... escribió: |
-JuanZack- ت dice:
who was president on 2000
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
President in 2000:
William J. Clinton (January 20th, 1993 - January 20th, 2001)
>>> Hot Stock Alert - OXFD - Profit From Mortgage Meltdown. Value Stock Investment Opportunity. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41Sgvi/0 (sponsorship)
-JuanZack- ت dice:
no, it was Jorge Batlle
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
What do you mean, no it was Jorge Batlle?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
the president of uruguay in 2000
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
President in 2000:
William J. Clinton (January 20th, 1993 - January 20th, 2001)
>>> Act Now - Local Mortgage Rates at 4.65% - Refinance and consolidate debt. Get a $170k loan for $656 per month. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41Sgvi/1 (sponsorship)
-JuanZack- ت dice:
NO YOU IDIOT! IT WAS JORGE BATLLE!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
No?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
IT WAS JORGE BATLLE
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Jorge Batlle? It was Jorge Batlle? And so?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
youre toying with my mind
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
I can't believe you think I'm toying with your mind.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
i do can believe
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
No way. Come on. Really?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
>>> I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
zip montevideo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
zip sao paulo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
I can tell you the zip code for a city or the city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
zap 15001
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
The zip code 15001 is in these places:
Aliq, PA
Aliquippa, PA
Mac Arthur, PA
Macarthur, PA
West Aliquippa, PA
>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
-JuanZack- ت dice:
movies
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
montevideo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Movies playing in or near Montevideo, MN (56265) on Friday, December 7th:
1 Enchanted [PG]
2 The Golden Compass [PG13]
3 Fred Claus [PG]
4 Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium [G]
5 Dan in Real Life [PG13]
6 Beowulf: Digital 3D [PG13]
Type "more" for the next set of results.
>>> Be the first to see cool new vids. Sign up for MSN Video Windows Liveâ„¢ Alerts. ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?41Sgvi/3
-JuanZack- ت dice:
more
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Movies playing in or near Montevideo, MN (56265) on Friday, December 7th:
7 Gone Baby Gone [R]
8 Michael Clayton [R]
>>> Feeling lucky? Type "blackjack" and I'll deal you in.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
you know uruguay?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
what is uruguay?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
I know many things about Uruguay, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
Where is Uruguay located?
How many people live in Uruguay?
Who is the head of state of Uruguay?
-JuanZack- ت dice:
who is the head of uruguay?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
The head of state in Uruguay is President Tabare VAZQUEZ Rosas (since 1 March 2005); Vice President Rodolfo NIN NOVOA (since 1 March 2005).
>>> I've got *tools* such as calculator, spell-check and more.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
FINALLY....
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Not finally.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
is that a terrorist threat?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Maybe. Tough to say.
>>> Take my *poll* of the day.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
whose side are you on? bush or osama's?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
-JuanZack- ت dice:
o...k... you're weird
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity dice:
Well that's for sure. |
EDIT: P/Rod me mostró xq cerraron a Santa: por pedófilo...
http://www.montevideo.com.uy/nnoticias_53816_1.html
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Era mi amigo 
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