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[zantez]

ya que me dijeron que era una frase como para matar a algun infeliz.....
que venga por aca...



"A LA CABEZA QUE NO RENGUEA!"
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firma: _______________ q te importa?

[Lonetrotter]

Se llaman punchlines, el cine tiene un genero entero que se dedica a inventarlas

I know what you are thinking punk. You are thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" To tell you the truth I forgot myself with all this excitement. But being this a 44 magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world, that can blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question: "do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?!
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Legend has it he walks among us even now.

[GaaRa]

[Frutillaitor]

Lleven:


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He who dares, wins

[chazsci]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

2 seconds after...

shot, shot, shot mothafuckaaaa
aaaaaa

chazsci
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ahrejemendi timberhofmandi

[zantez]

daaaaaaaaa.... se fueron al carajo era una frase..... pero...


Lonetrotter (Garra's copiright)
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firma: _______________ q te importa?

[Alquimia]

-"Te dije que te iba a demostrar la diferencia entre gordo y grande?"
-"Te dije que ponerme de mal humor te traía mala suerte"

Ampliaremos
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Chanchoooooooooo VA!

[El_Towers]

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

esta tomada de la pelicula _______ . si no saben cual es...manejarse.
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--Tawurs Ha Hablado--

[zantez]

"hasta la vista....baby"
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firma: _______________ q te importa?

[Frutillaitor]

Pfft....Tovvers con quién crees que estás tratando?

Esa frase la mando The Joker (Jack Nicholson) en el filme de Tim Burton "Batman".
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He who dares, wins

[chanfle]

"SAy hello to my little friend" Y le sacas la 9mmm y se la metes en la cavidad trasera
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[Ichigo]

"oh mira! un elefante volando"
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My name is God, James God.

[Juanchi Merengue]

"Aspira gas Malviviente!!"...Drake Mallard
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Salven a los pingüinos...compren Magistral. Ah, me olvidaba, la gotita de Magistral no sólo ayuda a los pingüinos...se carga a tu vieja

[chazsci]

"Eres un payaso, me agradas. Por eso voy a hacerte talco."

Arnold Schwarzxszxxs<xc<zeneguer en COMANDO
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ahrejemendi timberhofmandi

[Anatisog]

"Mirá! un mono de tres cabezas!"

*tchak!*


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La verdá de la milanga
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